averagefairy:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

quintessentialverbalized:

beargender:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

weig waters: ened
penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS
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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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when my wifi stops working so do i

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

I hope when I die people remember me by this one post alone

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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ughdaesung:

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